"My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage."
Practical Magic
and so I look around at the vignettes of my life, and I notice:

I have a fish in a blender on my kitchen counter;

My Buddha wears a crown, and bling;

I have a landscape in my fireplace to keep out the draft;

and I have had way more than my allotted 15 minutes of fame.
And I realize that I, like so many others
who shelter under the cloak of suburban normality,
am so very, very far from ordinary.